Nick... the Wannabe Dental Fighter

So, Nick is spoiling for a fight. He feels, in his small childish way, that he can put up a worthwhile fight with this experienced son of ‘muthokoi’. Someone should spoonfeed Nick with a few facts of life. The most important ones being :

Battles are not won through trumpet blowing and excessive noise pollution.

Allegiances are forged not forced.

Patience not ‘dental patients’ is a virtue.

In order for him to win the war he needs to understand the difference between tactics and tact. Attack and a thumb tack. Defence as opposed to ‘da-fence’.

Let me fire the first salvo.

Nick meets Wangu at a bar.

They get along so well that they decide to go to her place.

A few drinks later, Nick takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.

He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again.

Wangu has been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist."

Nick, surprised, says " did you figure that out?"

"Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands."

One thing led to another and they make love.

After they are done, Wangu says, "You must be a good dentist."

Nick, now with a boosted ego says, "Sure, I'm a good dentist, How did you figure that out?"

" I Didn't feel a thing!"


akiey said...

So that's the thing with dentists,huh? Poor Wangu realises dentists don't need to use numbing drugs for someone to "feel" nothing.

Rhaahahaa!! My brother Nick will hate me (for just a week) for laughing at this but hey, ni vita & am a mere popcorn munching spectator.

This is quotable Blue...
Allegiances are forged not forced.
Patience not ‘dental patients’ is a virtue.

Couch 'tato said...

2.OLDEN GOLDEN...i was gonna say thats an old JOKE...but its BLOODY FUNNY damn it!

3.Im tryinto wonder whom i should be fighting YOU or WANGU!!!!! the ingrate...she couldnt appreciate the skills a brada has?

4....i will be back haki yao!

Mama_JunkYard's said...

I know that if I come here and say anything that suggests your post was funny I shall be divorced. So I won't say that I found your post funny. Nor shall I say how much I laughed at your 'Patience not 'dental patients' is a virtue'

No..siree...I shall not say anything about anything. Infact if asked...I didn't even read this post...I just came to book my spot as second or third...or whatever number I am..

Blue Poet said...


You need a couple of lessons:

1. That puny little thing between your legs should be used when aroused(Although I doubt whether that would matter in the least)
2.Its not all about you- Hear it from the experienced 'mkamba' man... its about the two of you... Niwanyita uhoro ucio"

You and Couch 'tato need to amuka!!


Movie Buff said...

Whoa!!!!!.... @ Allegiances are forged not forced

@ not feeling he he..

Wooohhhoooo.. let me just sit back and ENJOY this!!! Should be fun me thinks... esp since I missed out on the other blog war!

Guessaurus said...

First off: War War War... ok I had to get that out...

Now I am with MJY that if I pretend to be on anyone side, I will be:

a)Relegated from Nick's mistress to something lower than a mboch
b)Divorced by Blue as I took over Mshairi's seat as wifey to be - only I have the ring (of the telephone) to show for it, We got married under a mugumo tree, just me and Blue (Hi Hubby)

Allegiances are forged not forced. Patience not ‘dental patients’ is a virtue Wah War, wahxing lyrical here I see.

Baby Blue - what you gone and done to Baby blue? I wont explain that cos I will be wedged between the dentist and a real 'ard man.

Just a point: my word verification characters were NKLUES (does that say anything?)

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Stunuh Jay said...

AHAHAHAH... HAHAHA... ROTFLMAO.... Nick... this.. priceless.... LMAO!

Nakeel said...

Am soo late to welcome you back...

Hey #3 can see you played with fire LOL am not laughing at yoou like #1 did but si u know lil siz around with Ice cream after the brawl

Jay said...


Heh heh you know the kijana is coming from Nyeri today???

gishungwa said...

what cani say blue is back nick my ver fave a$$ he he he he...
yeah, the skills looks like they need a bit more work....

spicebear said...

loooool, this one had me rolling!

Acolyte said...

Blue - 10 Nick - 0.
What else can I say?